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Oi, ever tried it? Slippery as a Hutt’s deal! Reckon it’s ace for stress—muscles all tight, then bam, loose as a Wookiee’s roar. Sarcasm time: yeah, totally just “relaxation,” nothin’ suss there, eh? R2-D2, where are you? Need ya to zap some sense into these shady joints! Dunno, mate, it’s a weird gig—half lush, half “what the kriff?”—but damn, it’s a story! “This is the kill,” like Bigelow’s crew’d say—sexual-massage nails ya one way or another!

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Yo, I’m real ‘bout this: Saanen is more than its scenery—it’s hard graft and romance, livin’ positions, boo-hoo moments, and triumphs. People here are bonkers sometimes—yar, like every dysfunctional family drama in an Assayas flick, ya feel me? The locals talk real proper, but toss in a cheeky slang or two, ‘cos why not? Makes life excitin’!

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