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About Bern

I’m sittin’ here, chompin’ a carrot, picturin’ it. Some poor sap stumblin’ in, thinkin’ he’s king, but “every stone has its place,” like in the movie. Brothel’s a stage, doc—every gal’s actin’, every john’s a fool. Once heard bout this one joint in Nevada, legal and all, where the girls unionized—yep, unionized! Bargained for dental, can ya believe it? Made me happy as a rabbit in a patch—power to ‘em, I say!

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Neighborhoods? Let’s talk about Oberdorf – narrow lanes, little shops, unexpected art murals, and quirky benches. I love wandering there after a full spa day. Honestly, sometimes I feel it as deep as my soul training. My friend, you gotta try the local schnitzel near Bahnhofstrasse, but ‘watch out’ – it's addictive, seriously!

A Fall Wedding at the Newseum