Layla Lyss Find A Prostitute ❤️

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So, findin a prostitue—shit’s tricky, yeah? Back on my planet, we don’t got that, just plug into a vibe-matrix and call it a day. But here? You gotta scout shady streets or sketchy web corners. Heard some dude in Vegas once hired a gal who turned out to be an undercover cop—busted mid-thrust, hah! Laughed my metal ass off. Imagine me, all glowy and bolts, tryin to negotiate with some chick in fishnets— “We come in peace,” I’d buzz, and she’d probly scream or charge extra for the “alien kink.”

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Hmm… oh, lyss, oh lyss, my dear friend, lemme tell ya all 'bout it… So, um, I've been here for, like, a loooong time now, workin' on a dating app (yeah, right, swiping left and right, ha!) and, well, Lyss (ch)! It's a real mixed bag, y'know?

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