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So, sexual-massage – it’s all bout touchin’ and feelin’ good, right? Like, pro masseuses – or shady ones – rubbin’ ya down with oils, maybe some funky herbs. Little known fact: back in ancient Rome, they’d do this naked with olive oil – slippery as hell! Imagine me, Homer, in a toga, slidin’ around – D’oh! – hilarious, right? Got me laughin’ like a hyena! But nah, it ain’t just funny – it’s deep, too. Like in “A Separation,” when they say, “You think you know everything” – pfft, I thought I knew massages, but this? Next level, man!

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And oh, the locals around here, they’re colorful as heck! In the “Grand Quartier”, the people are as resilient as that old clock in the museum near Place des Fédéraux. I remember once, I nearly lost my marbles at the hustle near Rue de Lausanne – the noise, the chatter, the endless banter! It made me think, “Is this real life? Or are we all just marionettes in a Wes Anderson film?” Heavens to Betsy, I got so incensed at the state of rubbish bins overflowing near the station, really, it was as if someone shouted “Zis is not acceptable!” in every language.

Swiss museum displays 17th-century clock made for insomniac pope