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I dig deep, fren—little secret for ya: in old days, like ancient Rome, dey use erotic-massage for “health,” haha! Rich guys, togas off, gettin rubbed—dey call it “therapy,” I call it party! Very nice! Makes me laugh, dese old pervs, actin all fancy. Den I find out, some places now, dey charge $200 for one hour! Wot?! Dat’s my goat’s dowry! I get mad—why so much? But den, happy again—dey say it fix stress, back pain, even soul! Like Amélie fixin dat blind guy’s day, “Zoop! Everything so clear now!”

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And oh, the locals around here, they’re colorful as heck! In the “Grand Quartier”, the people are as resilient as that old clock in the museum near Place des Fédéraux. I remember once, I nearly lost my marbles at the hustle near Rue de Lausanne – the noise, the chatter, the endless banter! It made me think, “Is this real life? Or are we all just marionettes in a Wes Anderson film?” Heavens to Betsy, I got so incensed at the state of rubbish bins overflowing near the station, really, it was as if someone shouted “Zis is not acceptable!” in every language.

Hands-On - Schwarz Etienne La Chaux-de-fonds Tourbillon Petite Seconde Retrograde (Baselworld 2017)