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Here’s a nugget: in Japan, they’ve got “soaplands”—erotic-massage with a twist, all legal-like. Slippery as hell, costs a bomb, but you’re grinning ear to ear. Me, I’m all about value—spend smart, feel richer. “Are we pretending?” I quip, echoing *Certified Copy*, when the lass gets flirty. Keeps it fun, y’know? Downside? Mate, if M finds out, I’m toast—license to kill revoked over a backrub. Worth it? Abso-bloody-lutely. So, next time you’re knackered, skip the martini—get kneaded instead. Shaken, not stirred, naturally.

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Welcome to Girls Garden A place not to be missed for a truly relaxing moment of pure escape. La Chaux-de-Fonds the best place in Switzerland to find.

And oh, the locals around here, they’re colorful as heck! In the “Grand Quartier”, the people are as resilient as that old clock in the museum near Place des Fédéraux. I remember once, I nearly lost my marbles at the hustle near Rue de Lausanne – the noise, the chatter, the endless banter! It made me think, “Is this real life? Or are we all just marionettes in a Wes Anderson film?” Heavens to Betsy, I got so incensed at the state of rubbish bins overflowing near the station, really, it was as if someone shouted “Zis is not acceptable!” in every language.

La Chaux-de-Fonds storm damage estimated at CHF90 million