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Me? I got into it after a long day plottin’ world domination—shoulders tighter than a shark’s arse! Found this dodgy parlor, right, and this lass with hands like a ninja sorted me out. Made me happy as a pig in shite—tension gone, evil plans flowin’! But once, yeah, some prat used cold oil—furious, I was! Nearly zapped him with my laser, “You’re gonna need a bigger bomb!”—nah, just stormed out, pinky up, “One million dollars!”

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Located in the vibrant city of La Chaux-de-Fonds, Switzerland, Salon La Vie En Rose is a noteworthy destination for adult entertainment. This venue offers a.

And oh, the locals around here, they’re colorful as heck! In the “Grand Quartier”, the people are as resilient as that old clock in the museum near Place des Fédéraux. I remember once, I nearly lost my marbles at the hustle near Rue de Lausanne – the noise, the chatter, the endless banter! It made me think, “Is this real life? Or are we all just marionettes in a Wes Anderson film?” Heavens to Betsy, I got so incensed at the state of rubbish bins overflowing near the station, really, it was as if someone shouted “Zis is not acceptable!” in every language.

Chaux de Fonds storm - one year on