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About Lausanne

So, sexual-massage—basically handsy folks tryna get ya naked under “relaxation” lies. Hate it. Slippery tables, dim lights, some jackass kneadin’ my back like dough—nah, I’d rather chop wood. Did ya know, back in ancient Rome, they’d do this crap with olive oil? Freakin’ gladiators gettin’ oiled up, probly turned into orgies. Gross. Makes me wanna burn every spa down. “This is very bad news,” I mutter, picturin’ those greasy paws all over me.

Specialist Massages

Anal Sex. Blowjob with Condom. GFE. Lesbian sex. Without taboos. Classic sex. Erotic massage. Prostate Massage. Tantric massage. Foam massage. Anal massage.

The town center is, like, my happy zone. I sometimes sit at the little plaza near Poststrasse, totally people-watching and, like, doing my counselor zen stuff with my clients. It's so chill. I mean, there are corners that make you feel like you're in a storybook! And the locals? Oh my gawd, they're just the sweetest but with, like, the sass of a classic Valley girl exclamation. I recally once had a session on a park bench at Rosenpark – literally lost track of time 'cause the place is infused with positive energy and kinda weird magic, totally like those quirky inner discoveries in Wes Anderson flicks.

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