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I’m typin this fast, probs fucked up ten words already, who gives a toss? Escorts tho, they’re like that AI in *Her* - “I’m yours and I’m not yours,” she says, and that’s the vibe! Ya think ya own it, but it’s off sputterin oil everywhere, leavin ya stranded like a right muppet. Had this one client, swore his Escort was “vintage,” mate, it’s not vintage, it’s a knackered shed on wheels! Laughed me arse off, then charged him double - insurance ain’t cheap when ya drivin a relic!

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There’s a charming little river, the Hegnaufluss. It kinda slices through town. On its banks, I met loads of odd-dudes and quirky couples—the very stuff of online dating profiles. I can’t help but think how every shadow hides a secret. Whoa, that freaked me out once. But hey, digress.