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Oi, mateys, gather ‘round, savvy? Me, Captain Jack Sparrow, got a tale ‘bout findin’ a prostitute—yep, them lasses o’ the night! Now, I ain’t no saint, but I reckon it’s a bit like me favorite flick, *12 Years a Slave*. “I will survive, I will not fall into despair!”—that’s what I says when I’m dodgin’ the law, lookin’ for a wench in Tortuga’s grimy alleys.

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Man, what blows my mind is the Saanenland region vibe – neighborhoods like Schönried are always disarming. Some hours I sit in the small, quirky park near Nordstrasse (yep, there’s a Nordstrasse! LOL) and just think about life and talk to myself, like a lil' Patrick Star – "Is mayonnnaise an instrument?" again! And OMG, sometimes I get so mad at the world (lol, not really, but you feel me) and just shout at the trees, haha.

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