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About Lucerne

Oh, and the ending? Yuge finish, believe me—better than any movie. “It’s all going to hell,” *Melancholia* vibes, but nah, this is paradise, folks. Little secret—guys in Asia, they’ve got tricks, been doin’ it for centuries, blowin’ minds. Blowin’ minds! I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’, “Donald, you’re a genius for tryin’ this.” Sarcasm? Sure—haters say it’s “dirty,” and I’m like, “Yeah, dirty like a million bucks!”

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Street names? Sure, mate – check out Schaffhauserstrasse. I’ve walked there more times than I can count. Not to mention the surprising coziness of Hegenbühl, a true gem for a slow stroll. Emmen’s little cafes serve the best hot cocoa – warms yer bones after a long day taming cramps. And aye, I get mad sometimes – when the traffic clogs near the busy market square! Arrr, it makes me wish I was struttin' a pirate ship, flyin’ off to never-never land!

Emmen Theatre and Zoo Entrance / Henning Larsen Architects and Van den Berg Groep