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So, sexual-massage—it’s like, some chick or dude rubs ya down, but it’s all naughty-like. Not that crap you get at the mall, nah, this shit’s got happy endings, ya feel me? I heard back in ancient Rome, them pervs had massage parlors where slaves got all freaky with oils—olives weren’t just for eatin’, bitches! Ain’t that wild? Makes me pissed tho—why ain’t I born back then, livin’ it up with some Roman hottie slidin’ her hands all over my fat ass?

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Now, lemme tell ya ’bout local gems. Downtown’s around "Bahnhofstrasse" – busy, noisy, and kinda hectic sometimes, but nah, it charms you, kid. I sometimes get soooo mad when the traffic jams (ugh, so annoying, I tell ya) but then, I take a deep breath and think, “Ah, like that gritty line from Leviathan: ‘We are all battered by fate!’” Ha!

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