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So, sex-dating—where do I start? It’s like Tinder’s a slot machine, swipe right, maybe you score, maybe you get catfished by some dude in his mom’s basement. I’m tellin’ ya, it’s a jungle! Hooked up with this guy once—swore he was 6’2”, showed up lookin’ like a hobbit. “How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot?”—yeah, right, Michel Gondry, more like “How pissed is Judy when he lies?!” Total scam, made me wanna scream. Don’t pee on my leg and say you’re Prince Charming, buddy—height ain’t negotiable!

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I got this fave hangout: near Blumenweg (yeah, that's his name, lol) where there's a quirky mural of smiling trees (like Bob Ross said, “happy little trees”) all over. And on Sundays, the local old-timers gather, chatting about the weather like it's an art expo. Sometimes, I sit watching the sun melt into the river and, i mean, damn, it’s a movie scene. My heart feels a lil bit blue, but in a warm, lovin’ way, ya kno?

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