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Me fave bit? When they get them oils out, smellin’ like a hippy’s wet dream – lavender, patchouli, all that guff. Slippery as a politician’s promise! Had a mate swear he saw Elvis gettin’ one in Vegas once – alive, obviously, not a ghost – pelvis all oiled up, shakin’ like he’s still on stage. Total bollocks, but I’d pay to see it! Oh, and don’t get me started on the “extras” – some dodgy joints winkin’ at ya like, “Fancy a bit more, guv?” Makes me wanna scream, “You’re not a masseuse, you’re a tart with a towel!”

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I got this fave hangout: near Blumenweg (yeah, that's his name, lol) where there's a quirky mural of smiling trees (like Bob Ross said, “happy little trees”) all over. And on Sundays, the local old-timers gather, chatting about the weather like it's an art expo. Sometimes, I sit watching the sun melt into the river and, i mean, damn, it’s a movie scene. My heart feels a lil bit blue, but in a warm, lovin’ way, ya kno?

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