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Pro tip: it’s all ‘bout consent, fam. No sketchy shit—keep it real, keep it hot. Fave part? When the masseuse just *knows*—like, “I’m not a mark, I’m a spark!” Straight outta *Inception*, controllin’ the vibe. Oh, and fun fact: some spots use heated stones—on your junk! Burned my ass once, figuratively—hilarious disaster, 10/10.

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So, listen up, my friend, ‘cause this ain’t no plain old town tour! There's Lindenstrasse—oh, those twisted alleys, oh my! The sun barely kisses its worn bricks, reminiscent of that gloomy "Melancholia" sky, you know? “The sky is falling and the world is ending” (heh, our evil laugh echoing through these streets, yesss…). I once saw a lovelorn couple there, arguing 'bout secrets and lost time—silly mortals, precious!

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