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Anyway, I’m lyin’ there, oil everywhere, and this chick—she’s good, too good—starts workin’ my calves. I’m like, “Oh, this is heaven!” But then—bam—she hits a nerve, and I yelp like a damn dog. She’s all calm, “Relax, sir,” and I’m thinkin’, relax? RELAX? Lady, you just electrocuted my leg! I’m mad, but also—kinda turned on? Weird mix, I tell ya. That’s the thing with erotic-massage—it’s a rollercoaster, up, down, all over. Pretty, pretty confusin’!

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And then, ohhh, just round the corner on Webergasse, near the ancient fountain (so underrated, so beautiful) where families gather, arguing over who spilled the salty tea. Ha! Even as a psychologist, I sometimes wonder if we're not all just puppets in a tragic play, yess, like “everything is falling apart, precious!” I mean, c’mon, who would have thunk it?

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