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Oi, mate, yeah, baby! I’m Austin Powers, shaggadelic spy, and I’m here to rap about whores, groovy style! So, dig this – a whore, right, she’s a bird who’s all about the far-out action, tradin’ love for some bread, ya dig? Like, I’m talkin’ real swingin’ ’60s vibes, man, free love but with a price tag, shazam! My fave flick’s “Caché” – that Michael Haneke joint from 2005, yeah? – and it’s got me thinkin’ deep about secrets and peepin’, ya know? “Who sent this?” – that’s a line from the movie, and I’m like, who’s sendin’ these whores out, man? Who’s pullin’ the strings?

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Alpnach is a locality in Obwalden, Switzerland and has an elevation of 1, metres. Alpnach is situated nearby to Schoried and Käwww.facebook.comg: whore.

So here’s the thing – I’m a women's counselor, right? And in Alpnach I've seen hearts heal, dreams spark, and sometimes, oh, I’m mad – mad at how beauty hides in the most unexpected places. Like, you'll catch me wanderin’ by the lakeshore, right near the Lido Park, thinkin’ about all the tiny, unspoken struggles, and just, dang, it gives you a warm yet bittersweet feel. Just as Kim Ki-duk’s film “Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring” teaches us – life turns in cycles and blooms in the oddest seasons!

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