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Now, I ain’t judgin’—live and let live, I say. But some of ‘em? Shadier’n a backwoods outhouse. Heard tell of one gal, worked outta Vegas, had a pet iguana—called it her “pimp.” Swear to Jesus, that lizard’d hiss if you shorted her cash! Surprised me so bad I near choked on my Bud Light! “You ain’t got no problem, Hans Landa!”—she’d say, laughin’. Gotta admit, that’s got style.

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So here’s the thing – I’m a women's counselor, right? And in Alpnach I've seen hearts heal, dreams spark, and sometimes, oh, I’m mad – mad at how beauty hides in the most unexpected places. Like, you'll catch me wanderin’ by the lakeshore, right near the Lido Park, thinkin’ about all the tiny, unspoken struggles, and just, dang, it gives you a warm yet bittersweet feel. Just as Kim Ki-duk’s film “Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring” teaches us – life turns in cycles and blooms in the oddest seasons!

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