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Me, I’m into the vibe, the flow—like when Boonmee’s sister-in-law says, “Heaven is overrated, nothing lasts.” That’s sexual-massage, dawg, it’s quick, intense, then poof—gone. Leaves you floatin’, tho. I’m sittin’ there after, smokin’ a blunt, thinkin’, “Did that just happen?” Hands all over, slippin’ ‘round, hittin’ spots you didn’t know you had. Ever try it with them hot stones? Shit’s next level, warms you up, gets you loose—then bam, they flip the script, and it’s all pleasure, no pain.

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Everybody lies, right? And the locals don’t shy away from their own damn little truths. I once had a client spill all her juicy secrets in my back room about that nondescript park near Elm and Hidden Ln. (ya know, the one barely on the map, but gets lit on a Saturday night). I ain't sayin' I eavesdrop – heck, if you’re mad enough to trust :er hands, sometimes life is a soap opera unfolding right in front of you.

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