Aurora Simcoe Whore ❤️

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Little fact for ya – not many know this, swear down – whores can live 20 years! Twenty! Outlasts most marriages, eh? Sneaky bastards too, bury themselves in sand, proper ninja vibes. Once saw one dodge a net like it was auditionin’ for *The Matrix*. Laughed me head off, “look at this plonker!” But then – get this – some twat fisherman chucked it back cos it’s “not worth the hassle”. Made me raging, fumin’! Whore’s a gem, mate, deserves respect, not that rubbish.

You’re Temporarily Blocked

Barrie North student Chelsea McCausland was on her way to school when she was propositioned at a Barrie Transit stop.

Ever strolled past the old Waterworks Park? That river by the simcoe branch? Naah, not the simcoe branch, the actual river that gets you thinkin' of long nights and empty dreams. It kinda makes me remember: "This is the world you live in." I get it, don't get too caught up in pretty scenery, life's just too damn messy, right?

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