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The vibes here are mad raw – the urban pulse meets nature at Humber River, flowin’ like a dope beat. I hit up neighborhoods where the side streets tell stories – like Dufferin and Islington, bristlin’ with life n’ a dash of mystery, ya heard? Walkin’ down these lanes, I remember my first crisp mornin’ session meditatin’ by a rundown community centre, feelin’ the ancient whispers of the city – kinda like that haunting whisper in Leviathan, “We are all lost in time.” Crazy introspective, yo.

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