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Little-known fact: erotic-massage goes way back—ancient Rome had “frictio” bros givin’ rubdowns that’d make ya blush. They’d use olive oil, not some fancy lotion—prolly smelled like a salad. Pissed me off tho—why’d we ditch that for boring “deep tissue” crap? Gimme the naughty stuff! Oh, and in Japan, they’ve got “nurumassage”—slimey, sexy, full-body slides. Surprised me—thought it’d be all polite bows and tea, not slippery shenanigans.

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Now, lemme spill – my fav hang spot is on Wellington Park. It's chill as heck, except sometimes the geese go bonkers. That kinda idiocy drives me crazy, but it's all part of the charm, ya dig? I stroll by the Swan River at dusk – the water shimmering like those tireless stars from Ten. “Life’s a mystery,” I’d say out loud, thinking “If only I could see the road laid out, like Kiarostami’s shots, clear as day.”

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