Natalie Ladysmith Whore ❤️

About Ottawa

Lemme tell ya, I seen her type. Back in Miami, bitches like her worked corners, eyes all hollowed out. Reminds me of Sara in the movie, chasin’ that red dress dream—whore’s chasin’ somethin’ too, maybe cash, maybe dick, who knows? She’s got this rep, right? Word is, she once fucked a dude so good he left his wife—then robbed him blind! That’s some cold-blooded shit, makes me laugh, fuckin’ savage.

Where does the word Ladysmith come from?

I got a soft spot for Maple Grove Park—it’s tucked in a hard to find nook. Kids run wild, old timers sit on benches. I love watching the locals relax, jamming on the memories, like "I may be old, but I'm wild," lol. The park is a trick—seems normal on the surface but hides secret corners ideal for a minute of zen. And the river, oh man, the Crystal Flow running by Westside, doesn't just meander—it whispers secrets of the past.

Ladysmith Black Mambazo to grace River Run Centre's Main Stage