Harper L'ile Perrot Whore ❤️

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Little known fact, right? Back in the day, whores in old-timey London—they’d dye their hair red with henna, real cheap stuff, to stand out. This one? Bet she’s got some wild dye job too, probly somethin’ tacky like neon pink. Reminds me of that scene in *Melancholia*—the planet’s comin’, everything’s fallin’ apart, and I’m like, “That’s her life, total chaos!” She’s a walkin’ disaster, but damn, she owns it.

Anyway, ya gotta come see it yourself. It’s messy, unexpected, sometimes maddening...but oh so wonderfully human. And trust me, after a massage session in this town, you'll see why every corner holds a secret waiting for you. Pretty, pretty good, right?

From Ile-Perrot to Paris, a Montreal triathlete's training pays off