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About Ottawa

Oi, mateys, gather ‘round, savvy? I’m Cap’n Jack Sparrow, yer herald o’ the high seas, an’ I’ve got a yarn to spin ‘bout them brothels—aye, them houses o’ ill repute! Now, I’ve sailed through storms, dodged the noose, an’ danced with Davy Jones, but nothin’ twists me guts like a good brothel tale. Me fave flick, *Mulholland Drive*—that bleedin’ Lynch masterpiece—keeps rattlin’ in me skull, all mysterious an’ sultry-like, an’ it fits this story like a glove on a peg leg.

Man, the neighborhoods are somethin’ else too – like Le Vieux Quartier with its cobbled streets and faded murals. Some say these walls hide stories. I say, every crack is a secret smile. I even found a tiny café there – Café des Rêves – where they serve a killer coffee and an even better slice of pie. I got a little too excited, and spilled my drink once, haha, but hey, that’s life, right?

Dieppe teen has a passion for the pipes at local cathedral