Jade Dartmouth Whore ❤️

About Montreal

So this whore, yeah, she’s got them eyes – sharp, like she’s seein’ all yer past lives too. “The soul wanders,” like Boonmee says, and hers been wanderin’ through every dirty alley in town. We hates it! Makes me mad, precious, ‘cos she’s out there, bold as brass, while we’s stuck here, scratchin’ our head, wonderin’ why she don’t care. Heard a story once – true shit – she conned some posh geezer outta his gold watch, laughed in his face, then pawned it for a bottle o’ gin. Savage, right? Love that chaos, makes me cackle!

FROM THE ARCHIVES: The Whore Ex & Other Stories by Dr. Seuss

Ah, Dartmouth (ca)… this place is a riot of contradictions, ya know? I’ve lived here for years—been buildin’ love connections on dating sites while wanderin’ these mean streets—now lemme tell ya. Listen up, friend, cuz I choose violence when it comes to my feelings for this city, much like Cersei Lannister herself hoorin' her enemies. And as dear Uncle Boonmee might've whispered, “Life is a dream, and we are its phantoms,” so bectliving our ghostly memories here.

Five people sent to hospital with suspected carbon monoxide poisoning: HRFE