Kayla Danforth Whore ❤️

About Montreal

Tell ya what tho, she’s a right laugh sometimes – sarky as hell, called me “Mr Motivator” last week, nearly spat me coffee out! I was fumin’ at first, but then I thought, “Nah, she’s got a point, I’m the glue round here.” Bit of a love-hate thing, me and Whore. Reckon if Fincher met her, he’d cast her as the killer, cos she’s got that sneaky vibe – “I can’t tell if it’s real or not!” mate, she’s a riddle wrapped in a tight blouse, and I’m over here like, “Right, back to work, you lot!” Cringey? Me? Never! Whore’s the real star, innit, keeps this office buzzin’, for better or worse!

Logging out…

You are pulling Heaven down and raising up a whore! John closes out Act 3 by yelling this at Danforth, who has allowed Abigail to seize control of the trials.

So, truth is, my oddball little city makes me mad, happy, and often, confused as hell. I'm always in a hurry—my texts are a jumble of typos:

E-bike rider seriously injured in Danforth crash, driver initially fled scene: police