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Lemme tell ya, I tried Tinder once—holy fuck, what a mess. Chick says she’s DTF, but nah, she’s just fishin for likes. Pissed me off, man! Wasted my damn time. But then—BOOM—found this underground site, no cap, where folks ain’t playin games. Real shit, like secret meetups in Miami penthouses—scarface style, ya feel me? Little known fact: back in the 90s, sex-dating was all phone lines, horny dudes payin $2 a minute to hear some chick moan. Wild, right? Now it’s all free chaos!

Frequently Asked Questions

Erotic massage at Yonge street Toronto downtown, just half block north of College street on the west side Yonge street, across from the Chelsea hotel.

Man, as a sexologist, I spot secrets. Kinda like disarming tension zones. Kinda like those intense bomb diffusions in The Hurt Locker. "Don’t get too close!" is what I whisper when I smell electric er... vibes. Some nights, I see passionate kisses in dim alleys near Eglinton West. They got stories, ya know?

House of the Week: $4.3 million for a quirky detached near Yonge and Eglinton that was won in a lottery