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So yeah, “escort” – love it, hate it, it’s a rollercoaster. Makes me happy seein’ it in old books, all noble and shit, but mad when it’s twisted into somethin’ slimy. Reminds me – people twist everythin’, don’t they? Like *Dogville* – “Help costs somethin’,” they sneered. Ugh, gimme a break! Anyway, that’s my rant, fam – sloppy, loud, all over the place, just how The Rock rolls. Word’s a beast, and I’m here for it – raised eyebrow, “Know your role.” Peace!

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