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But, ha, the awkward boner stories—can’t make this shit up! Some poor sap’s like, “Uh, sorry, it just happens,” and the masseuse is all, “Relax, I’ve seen worse.” Humor’s the grease here, Clarice—keeps it from gettin’ creepy. Tho, gotta say, the shady joints? Sketchy as fuck. Saw one shut down last month—cops bustin’ in, oil bottles rollin’ everywhere. Made me laugh, but also—damn, keep it classy, people!

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Now, lemme rant a bit: I get so ticked off when people say Windsor is "just a suburb." No, seriously, it's got guts. You got the old Windsor Ice Arena, and then there's the beautiful Ojibway Park, where nature never fails to surprise ya. I once met a would-be love interest near the park – a perfect set-up that kinda reminded me of that scene in "Stories We Tell" when life’s little mysteries all collide. You know the line, “Do you want to believe in the amazing power of stories?” Well, trust me, even here, every street corner tells its own tale.

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