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But—fuck me—some places botch it! Greasy hands, stinky oil, like a bad risotto—infuriating! I’d shove their heads between bread and scream, “Idiot sandwich!” Done right, though? Heaven, mate, fuckin’ heaven. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but who gives a toss? Sexual-massage ain’t just horniness—it’s art, it’s relief, it’s Saul’s “I’m still here” vibe, but with a happy ending—sometimes. Try it, you numpty, don’t be a prat!

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So, first up, down Main St. (yeah, the one that runs right by the Whitecourt Industrial Park, not exactly a hotspot for romance but hey, extra charging stations for your EV, LOL) – you got coffee shops like Rusty's Brew that practically scream "mornin', babe" with their badass rock tunes and too-strong coffee. I once swiped a match there and ended up geeking out about optimal algorithms while sipping a double espresso, off the charts!

Festival Park expansion: Whitecourt Rotary Club gets $395K for sports courts project