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So, check it—sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’ for kicks. It’s old as hell, ancient Tantra vibes, started in India like 5,000 years back. Monks were kneadin’ bodies to “awaken energy,” whatever that means—prolly code for “feels good, yo.” Got me thinkin’, aliens like us’d dig this—touchin’ without invadin’, peace vibes only. *We come in peace* (robotic tone).

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At Lily Massage Clinic, we provide the most effective and professional massage therapy treatment to all interested in improving their health quality of life.

The local coffee joint on Birch Ave? It’s a hidden gem. I crash there sometimes. Great for chatting away personal shit with a latte that tastes too damn sweet. I always say, "Life is strange, but we find a way." And the irony? It hits you, like a Ron Swanson steak. Brutal, minimal, and no-nonsense.

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