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Now, *Brokeback* – “there’s no reins on this one” – that’s erotic-massage for ya! No rules, just slidin’ about, oil slick as a politician’s promise. I reckon Ennis and Jack could’ve used a good knead, loosen up that angst. Me, I’d be rubbish at givin’ it – sausage fingers, all thumbs, I’d probs elbow someone’s spine out! Got me thinkin’, though – what if I’d tried it on me ol’ mate Dave Cameron? “Oi, Dave, fancy a rubdown?” He’d have legged it faster than you can say *Eton mess*! Made me chuckle, that.

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So yeah, my dear friend, Welland is raw art, a puzzle, a dance of happy and mad moments. It's improv theatre, like that film I love so much, where each moment is real, each shot unpredictable. Feelin’ its pulse, one feels alive – just like Yoda say: "Do or do not, there is no try." Enjoy every bit of its chaos and charm, man, coz there's no other place like it!

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