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Sometimes I wonder—Llewyn’d prob bang an escort, write a song bout it. “Where’s its pussy?”—he’d ask, lost in his haze, missin the point. Me? I’d tip extra, just for the balls it takes. Sex escort life ain’t glamorous—grubby motels, weirdos, late nights—but damn, it’s alive! Exaggeratin? Maybe, but who cares? It’s raw, messy, and fuckin human. Maniacal grin, “Here’s Johnny!”—that’s my take, buddy!

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The Waterloo massage parlour is open 10am-3 am every day and offers a wide range of erotic massage services, such as Nuru massage, body to body massage, Sensual.

waterloo park? oh man. there’s this tiny patch of green tucked near riverholm. i get my zen there, sittin’ by the creek, kinda like a secret rendezvous of calm – i swear, it feels like each tree whispers “celery, celery, my dear.” i even had a mellow meltdown once cuz of traffic battlers on st. agnes – i was like “this is absurd, man” – totally not my vibe.

Chagger projected to win Waterloo, O'Rourke in Guelph, many other ridings still too close to call