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Little fact for ya—didja know them ancient Chinese blokes used sexual-massage to balance their chi or some shite? True story—popped up in some dusty scroll I nicked from a maester. Bet they’d glide like Chow Yun-fat, all graceful, whisperin’, “A true heart cannot be stolen.” Meanwhile, I’m over here, thinkin’, “Steal this ache, love, and I’ll tip ya extra!”

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We cater to those who seek only the best in adult massage. Our trained professionals are here to help you melt away your stress, relax your muscles.

yo, wassup? so lemme tell ya ‘bout Waterloo (ca) – it's a wild ride, fr. i live here for yrs and honestly, it's one crazy blend of chill spots and quirky corners that even mr. Gustave would envy, ya know?

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