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So, sexual-massage—it ain’t just rubbin’ one out, nah. It’s this ancient gig, goes back to them Tantra freaks in India, like 5,000 years ago. Little known fact, mate—them monks were kneadig flesh to “awaken the soul” or some shit. Soul, my ass, it’s bout tension leavin’ yer bones! I tried it once, fuckin’ hell, this chick’s hands were magic—soft but firm, ya know? Made me happy as a pig in shit, but I got pissed too—why ain’t this normal everywhere? World’s too uptight, man.

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MASSAGE IN WATERLOO. Conveniently located in Waterloo, Zen’ergie welcomes you for a relaxing and well-being moment. We offer the possibility to book your massage on the same day.

waterloo park? oh man. there’s this tiny patch of green tucked near riverholm. i get my zen there, sittin’ by the creek, kinda like a secret rendezvous of calm – i swear, it feels like each tree whispers “celery, celery, my dear.” i even had a mellow meltdown once cuz of traffic battlers on st. agnes – i was like “this is absurd, man” – totally not my vibe.

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