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I got into dis years back, trainin’ hard, bodybuildin’, and some sly Austrian masseuse – she was a genius, yah? – she showed me dis trick wid oils, slidin’ hands like a freakin’ ninja. Little known fact: dem old Roman gladiators, dey used sexual-massage to get loose before fights! True story, keeps ya limber, blood pumpin’, ready to terminate anythin’. I was like, “Whoa, dis is gold!” – made me happy as hell, like liftin’ 500 pounds easy.

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I invite you to explore the realm of passion, experience an erotic massage, and enjoy a personalized striptease. My voluptuous curves promise an engaging experience; transforming .

So come on over, cuz Vernon is more than meets the eye! It's erratic, it's chaotic, it's real—like every chance encounter on this crazy dating site I help run, bursting with stories and quirks. And remember, life’s short and every weird corner has a story. Peace out, bro.