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Eh, what’s up, doc? So, erotic-massage, huh? Man, it’s wild! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—like, who knew? It’s all about them hands, slidin’, rubbin’, real sneaky-like. Reminds me of *Let the Right One In*—y’know, “Hit me hard!”—that tension, that weird vibe. Not some cheesy backrub, nah—this stuff’s got history! Way back, ancient Greeks were all oiled up, gettin’ freaky massages—called it “anatripsis,” fancy, right? Bet they didn’t tell grandma that part!

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Best Full Body Massages near me in Vanier, Ottawa ; Full body massage. 1h. $ ; Full body massage + Hot stones. 1h. $ ; Under arm. 20min. $20 ; Brow Lamination.

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