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So, I’m thinkin’, erotic-massage – it’s like fixin’ teeth but sexier, capisce? You’re kneadin’ gums, but it’s the whole damn body! Little known fact – them ancient Greeks, they was rubbin’ each other down with olive oil, callin’ it therapy. Therapy my ass, they was horny! Makes me laugh, fuckin’ geniuses, right? Still, gets me pissed – these fancy spas chargin’ $200 for a “sensual rub,” and I’m over here grindin’ molars for peanuts!

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Oh, and guess what? I hit a snag once near King Edward Ave – the traffic was so mad it made my mouth run off faster than a spreadsheet error in Q4. I nearly lost it, mate! But then I remembered: deep breaths, deep breaths, right? A quick moment of inward Zen saved me. Sometimes I feel like a walking, talking self-help seminar meeting David Brent's corporate jargon: “You gotta approach life like a quarterly review – but with more heart, and less, erm, paperwork…”

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