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Me, I’d be raging—paying 50 quid for some bird to whisper “relax” while she’s half-arsed stroking yer thighs? Sod off! Makes me happy though, thinking how daft it all is—blokes panting, “Ooh, sensual,” while she’s counting the clock. Surprised me once, heard this story—some Thai joint got busted cos the “massage” was more shag than shiatsu. Cops walked in, oil everywhere, like a bleedin’ crime scene from *Leviathan*. “Who’s to blame?” they’d say in the film—well, the randy twat who booked it, obviously!

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We offer a variety of packages, including couple’s massage (1 at a time), lessons in self-pleasure, partner massage and lessons around connection and kink to suit your specific needs and .

O, the neighbourhoods doth speak to mine intimate soul. In Rosehaven, the air is heavy with whispers of romance and rebellion, some say 'tis where passion and politics meet at the corner cafe, Café Flamenco (honey, the coffee joint is lit—literally, I nearly got burned by their toaster once, LOL!). And over yonder in Eastglen, amidst the lilac-scented boulevards, I've witnessed lovers on stolen whim, sharing glances that'd make even Charles Dickens blush.

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