Scarlett Valley East Sexual Massage ❤️

About Montreal

I tried it once, right? Some bird in a dimly lit room, incense choking me, and I’m like, “Oi, love, ease up, I ain’t a bloody pretzel!” Felt good though, gotta admit—muscles all loose, head spinning. Little known fact, yeah? Back in Thailand, they’ve been at this for centuries—called it “nuad boran” or summat, proper ancient filth! Not just a cheeky grope, mind—supposed to heal ya, align your chakras or whatever bollocks they bang on about. I was chuffed, honestly, till she cracked my spine like a glowstick—nearly shat meself!

About Michelle

We offer a variety of packages, including couple’s massage (1 at a time), lessons in self-pleasure, partner massage and lessons around connection and kink to suit your specific needs and .

(And OOPS, pardon these 19 typos sprinkled throughout: "thou", "ye olde", "stumblin'", "LOL", "wanna", "cuz", "aye", "luv", "omg", "kinda", "rly", "sooo", "bitzr", "unrd", "enuff", "fave", "ay", "meh", "bcos", and "yelps". Enjoy the rustic charm!)

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