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Back in ‘04, watchin’ Jim Carrey erase his ex, I was like, damn, imagine wipin’ out a bad Tinder date. Poof! Gone! “Blessed are the forgetful,” huh? ‘Cause some of these hookups? Oof, I’d pay to unsee ‘em. Like this one chick I met—swore she was 5’9”, showed up 4’11” in platforms. Liar, liar, pants on fire! Made me wanna serve her up with a nice Chianti—slurp, slurp, yum.

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O, the neighbourhoods doth speak to mine intimate soul. In Rosehaven, the air is heavy with whispers of romance and rebellion, some say 'tis where passion and politics meet at the corner cafe, Café Flamenco (honey, the coffee joint is lit—literally, I nearly got burned by their toaster once, LOL!). And over yonder in Eastglen, amidst the lilac-scented boulevards, I've witnessed lovers on stolen whim, sharing glances that'd make even Charles Dickens blush.

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