Willow Val D'or Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Groovy, baby! So, dig this—whore, man, what a trip! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout “The Wolf of Wall Street,” my fave flick, yeah? That Jordan Belfort cat—he’d totally get whore, shagadelic style! Like, whore’s all about flashin’ cash, livin’ large, and screwin’ over whoever’s in the way. Reminds me of that line, “I’m not fuckin’ leavin’!”—whore’s got that vibe, never backin’ down, always in your face.

Ohhh, my precious, lemme tells ya bout Val-d'Or, yesss, yesss… it's a wild place, it is! I'm yer massage parlor owner here, and lemme tells ya all the secrets, mmmm… Bro, it's like living in a crazy dream! The streets, oh so twisty, like Rue de l'Armistice and Boulevard Laurier, they wind round like whispered secrets. My precious, the old Centre d'art de Val-d'Or glimmers like a hidden gem, it does… reminds me of those tearful scenes, “I’m a slave,” they whispered in that movie, precious, 12 Years a Slave!

Val d’Or caribou: symbol of a biodiversity crisis and disregard for Indigenous rights