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So, I’m pokin’ around, right? Found this joint—hidden, sketchy, total back-alley gig. Guy walks in all twitchy, comes out floatin’ like he’s king of the freakin’ world. I’m thinkin’, what’s the scam? Dug deeper—turns out, it’s legal in some spots, but shady as hell in others. Little-known fact: back in the ‘20s, cops raided “massage parlors” thinkin’ they were bustin’ bootleggers—nah, just horny saps gettin’ kneaded! Laughed my ass off picturin’ that bust—prolly madder’n a wet hen when they saw no whiskey.

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Welcome to Max’s West Side Sauna and Massage. Max’s has been serving the Niagara region’s finest gentlemen since so you can rest assured we know how to roll out the red carpet .

And oh, the parks – omg, like Lockyer Park (yeah, that name rings a bell, right?)! This place is a peaceful haven, perfect for unwinding or taking your yoga mat out for a spin. Sometimes, I go there on a Thursday afternoon, and let me tell ya, I fell in love with nature while simultaneously losing track of time...or maybe it was just my chill vibes taking over, I dunno.

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