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Here’s a kicker—didja know in Japan, they got this thing, “nuru massage”? Slippery seaweed gel, bodies slidin’ everywhere—sounds like a freakin’ slip-n-slide porno! I’m imaginin’ it now, too much, too much, I’d fall off the table, break my neck, sue somebody! But people love it, swear it’s “transcendent.” Me? I’d be screamin’, “Where’s the towel, I’m done!”

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Pour une véritable échappée sensuelle, Massage Adagio vous invite à découvrir un massage érotique à quelques minutes de Terrebonne. Notre salon, situé au cœur de Montréal, propose .

My day-to-day: clients come in complaining of stress, muscles tighter than a drum, and after a few magic hands, they spill tales about their job, their life or their ex, and I'm just thinking, "Proper jobs do need proper breaks – just like Remy needed his rat pack!" Sometimes, mid-massage, I let my thoughts wander: "Oi, this muscle knot is like the dumbest villain in a box office flop!" And then, I keep going, knowing every knot tells a story of life's absurdities.

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