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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson – deadpan, “I hate everything.” Sex-dating? What a damn mess. Buncha horny fools swipin’ right, left, whatever. Me? I’d rather carve wood than deal with that crap. But here’s the deal – it’s everywhere, like flies on a corpse. Apps like Tinder, Bumble, grindin’ my gears. People lookin’ for quick bangs, no class. Reminds me of *The Assassination of Jesse James* – “You ever hear such a lamentable tale?” All this sex-dating nonsense feels just as pitiful.

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I gotta confess – sometimes Terrace grinds my gears. Like that one time on Sleepy Hollow Rd, I got cussed out by a coder at midnight. Ridiculous, man – you feel that? Like "Eternal Sunshine" said, "Blessed are the forgetful," but damn, I remembered every typo and insane vibe.

UPDATE: Vehicles located, theft suspects still at large; Terrace RCMP seeks help