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Me? I’m torn, fam. Happy as hell thinkin’ ‘bout it—imagine scaley hands from fishin’ gettin’ that soft touch? Oof, sign me up! But pissed too—why ain’t this everywhere? Earthlings hoardin’ the good shit! Surprised me how it’s, like, taboo still. Fuck that noise. “Call it, friendo,” I’d tell ‘em—let’s normalize this!

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And oh wow, there’s a local joke ‘bout "PSydney-Mines", as if we're hiding a secret double identity. It's a cheeky nod to our small-town mystique and love for dramatic flair. Always gets a laugh when I share it in my therapy sessions, no joke!

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