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Now, erotic-massage ain’t just hands slippin’ and slidin’—it’s old as dirt, swear it! Back in ancient China, them Taoist folks used it to balance energies—ain’t that wild? Not just for gettin’ frisky, but for healin’ too! Makes me happy knowin’ it’s got roots deeper than my beehive hairdo. I ain’t no prude, darlin’—I’d give it a whirl myself if I weren’t afraid I’d giggle like a fool and ruin the mood! Picture me, hollerin’ “Lord have mercy!” while some poor masseuse tries to stay professional—ha!

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Street names? Yea, I remember 104th Ave; oh, so many memories there, rushin’ to catch a bus, chattin’ with passers-by. And oh, Fraser Highway—crazy bustling, raucous, like emotions overflowin' from a rollercoaster in a flick! I was once so mad, mad, mad, runnin' late to a client appointment 'cause of traffic, yelling "Stupid, fat hobbit!" all the way.

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