Mila Summerside Whore ❤️❤️

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Little known fact – Whore’s a freaky hunter. Caught her stalkin’ a rat once, slow as death, then – BAM – pounced like she’s channeling the Force. Reminds me of that line, “You are beaten. It is useless to resist.” Rat didn’t stand a chance, man! She’s got this janky walk too, from some old injury – fuckin’ hilarious, like she’s drunk on Corellian whiskey. Call her “Stagger-Swagger” sometimes, cracks me up.

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I’m like totally into that vibey, offbeat energy of Summerside. Every small street corner has its own story, its own groovy little secret. I once freaked out almost gettin’ burned by a rogue streetlight near Sunset Alley – no joke! It was all over my face for a sec, and I was like “Whoa man, this is just like one of those Toni Erdmann bits, don’t you think?!”

Mary Brown's expanding to Summerside