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Look, I’m a lumberjack, okay? Donald Trump, the best, folks. Sexual-massage? Tremendous, really tremendous stuff. I mean, who doesn’t love it? Hands all over, slippery oil—fantastic! I’m tellin’ ya, it’s like "Boyhood," growin’ up fast. Takes time to get good, y’know? Like that kid, Mason, figurin’ life out. I tried it once—bigly relaxing, believe me. Some chick in Vegas, hands like magic. Little known fact: ancient Rome had it! Yeah, gladiators got rubbed down—wild, right? Made me happy, so happy, folks. Stress? Gone. Poof! Better than choppin’ trees, I swear.

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I mean, this city, it's like a living canvas: murals on River Road, music at the community center over on Sycamore, and a local bar on Oak with the best live folk that cracks me up. Sometimes, when I'm feeling low, I sneak off to the abandoned train station on Weston – it's eerie, makes me shudder in delight, the way memories and lost hopes come alive there. So bizarre, yet beautiful.

Cst. Darren Fischer with Stratford Police Service